Category Archives: problems abroad

Daylight Robbery

Being (almost) robbed in Paris. I’m going to tell you what happened to me on Saturday so that you too are prepared if you ever find yourself in a similar situation… CONTEXT I needed to buy plant pots for the … Continue reading

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The Romance of Exile

The other day I was given a jellyfish compliment. He said “Tu parles vachement bien français…mais tu parles comme un mec.”  (good French but you talk like a guy) …and I thought F*** you. I’ve done pretty damn good to … Continue reading

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A letter to the French

                                        Dear People of France, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Emily (Mustard). I have been living in your beautiful … Continue reading

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Sick, sick Paris

MALADE IN FRANCE Cultural observation n°1 “I don’t feel very well, mum.” (forehead is felt) “You’re fine. If it gets worse take a paracetamol. Now go to school.”This post is both an insight into the experience of going to the … Continue reading

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